Totally Rad Action Giveaway Winner!!

and the winner is …. drumroll please ….

With the below comment … I mean, seriously, whose has the time to write a comment like this :

“I once knew a girl from Brooklyn who threw a Pool Party in Detroit. Now this party was the talk of the town because she was as Cool as a Cucumber. Last time, she threw this Old Skool Party and filled the pool up with Cinnamon Toast crunch. It was sooo Awesome! Once everyone heard about it they were like, wait Claire-fy that again for me – “A pool, filled with cerial!” “What!” “I gotta make sure to bring my Boutwell Magic Glasses for this one.” But it gets better… She had a brother, Troy, that used to throw Super Old Skool parties back in the 80’s. They called them “Lights Out” parties cause he would turn off all the lights and come out wearing his Grandma’s Tap Shoes and light up the dance floor. One night when everyone was out on the porch eating Milk + Cookies, this punk thought it would be funny to turn the Lights On which caused serious trouble! This one girl, Diana Lux Homestead (people called her Dirty Diana) pulled out her Straight Edge and started attacking the kid. Luckily someone left the Rusty Cage open and Sparta, the pit bull, got out and took hold of her neck just before she put a Can-O-Whoopass on him. By that time, everyone was freaking out and leaving because her neck started to Flare Up so bad. It actually caused a brief riot and Kris got in his pinto to do a burn out. Everyone started screaming… “Warm it Up, Kris!, Warm it Up, Kris!” Right about that time, Troy’s parents came home and everyone was like, “Oh snap!” In the end, the place was trashed, Sparta died from contracting a disease from Dirty Diana and someone left their Beer Goggles behind. The next morning Troy and his sister rented a De-Blochifier and Acid Washed the entire porch. It didn’t work very well, so they scrubbed it down with buckets of De-Toner and to this day, the floor still has this Totally Rad Antique Tone that smells like Lith-E-Yum!

Why should I win? Because, “Actions speak louder then words” (pun intended). When you give to someone who can spend an hour writing this ridiculous story, you just have to feel sorry for them and be loyal to your brand in honoring those who obsess over your product. No pressure, choose wisely. lol”

THANKS TO EVERYONE THAT COMMENTED & SORRY YOU DIDN’T WIN THIS TIME … STAY TUNED FOR ANOTHER GIVEAWAY FOR THE TOTALLY RAD DIRTY PICTURES!